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Melvin

He is Very shy from the start but as you get to know him he is really funny and chill.
He is the one that always sends memes and is subscribing on every snap story whit the word funny or meme in it.

However he is a great friend and you will always get a good laugh around him.
Lisa: Who is that?

Jim: oh that’s Melvin.

Lisa: melvin?

Jim: yeah the one that sends memes to the group chat all the time.

Lisa: oooooohhh Melvin yeeah
by swag:) November 12, 2019
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Melvin

The most awsome person GOD amongst men extremely handsome and rich with many bitches and many profit. Codename "SAVAGE"
Look at melvin He is such a SAVAGE
by "SAVAGE" February 17, 2020
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Melvin

The best person you will ever meet. Very athletic and has good grades. Skinny looking and likes to have fun. His smile is one to die for as he always seems to lighten up the mood when you are down. Basically, a great guy overall.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MELVIN???
by not lying triue facts October 28, 2021
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Frank Meeting

A 'Frank meeting' is called when there is an argument that cannot be resolved. The 'Frank Meeting' involves all members partaking in the argument to get their Penis' out and to continue with the dispute until everyone agrees. If a person calls 3 Frank Meetings in one day he is then made to kneel down and take a hit in the face from every other person's Penis.
"No my Dad is a better fighter than your Dad"
"No he isn't"
"Let's call a Frank Meeting shall we"
by Reg Davis June 23, 2008
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man meeting

Person 1: Where did thoes two guys go?
Person 2: Oh, they are having a man meeting right now.
by sassy_pants November 30, 2009
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Barney Meeting

A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".

Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".

These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"

Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."

Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
by Money_McBagz November 18, 2011
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A Melvin kid

A person who is very weak or looks like a stereotypical nerd
Wtw Sam stop being a Melvin kid
by Astro Kid April 8, 2016
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