CDM: Closed Door Meeting

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

meeting

a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a

addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there

by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 31, 2006

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Meaning Meaning

HOLY FUCKING ASS CRACKERS, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEANING MEANS, HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOOK IT UP YOU DUMBASS? This is a seriously insane level of dumbassery that can only be found on the internet. I mean, shit how the hell did you set up your computer of phone to ask this question? how did you have the money to purchase all the shit necessary to look it up and still not know the meaning of meaning?

Time is irrelevant and Meaning Meaning has no Meaning.

by Mr. Pancy Fants September 4, 2016

meeting

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

by David Croteau. August 10, 2006

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003

the meaning of life

Aside from the Monty Python final meaning, I can only guess it is that you should never buy tinned salmon, never eat wafer thin mints served by an over-the-top French waiter and that there's always time for cake.

'Oh my, I'm so dreadfully embarrased, I think I've killed you all.'

by Spence1115 June 24, 2005