Matt Dimick

A guy that is a great friend, who is loyal and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He will try his hardest just to see you smile. He is the sweetest guy i ever met. He is understanding and will never judge you ever. If you met him you are really lucky that you have met him. he will change you're life for ever.

Rosa: *crying*
Matt Dimick: Why are you crying??

Rosa: I'm crying cause me and my bf got in a fight
Matt Dimick : Everything is alright , i'm always here for you i'll even stay up till 4 am to cheer you up.

by ImmortalRose115 October 29, 2012

mathtrobation

Stroking your ego with self serving rationalizations in the face of undeniable mathematical proof to the contrary.

Karl Rove's prolonged display of mathtrobation was a pathetic attempt to argue Mitt Romney could/would win Florida when it was determined numerically he could not.

by czoggit11 November 19, 2012

matta_tat

ADJ. (Matt-uh-tat) - Being effortlessly cool and having a legendary beard.

That matta_tat is so matta_tat!

by Matta_tat October 23, 2013

Matt Sharp

Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

“Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”

by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016

mattathias

A pretty good guy who gets emotional only when he is alone. Has a rough past but a good future. Likes to fix things and has a big heart and good mind. Lucky animal is a wolf and is good in the bedroom. Will get on ur nerves, and is slightly over confident.

He is such a mattathias!

by jviyfuygb;inog6yv October 8, 2016

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

by jmack7018 December 9, 2017