when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025
Get the bothwel massagemug. by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014
Get the Massage-a-troimug. This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
by pilpips June 17, 2016
Get the Kentucky Drive-Thru Massagemug. Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massagemug. by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
Get the Taco Massagemug. by Whiz T May 4, 2018
Get the Strong Massagemug. Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.
by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023
Get the man massagemug.