Kevin Martin

See douchebag.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Dirty Martin

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

Martin

He is really gay

Martin likes guys and one of the guys he likes is Eric when he is close to Eric he says you have a really big dick fuck me daddy and Eric did when they were fucking he says faster harder daddy

by rosalesedgar190 December 5, 2018

Martin

martin is very big gay stay away or he'll cattch you dw ill save you

Guy 1: Oh no its martin run the big gay!
Guy 2: I'll save you!
Guy 2: *Dies of big gay ligma*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Despacito Aiden Ly
Guy 1:Alexa play despacito
Alexa: Ok Luis fonsi

by BigNigga99 July 27, 2018

jeremy martin

White man with little legs and long torso.

Man that guy is a Jeremy Martin.

by Taquito 2 June 23, 2015

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

Jeff Martin

The Lead Singer and Primary Producer for the band, the Tea Party

You know, Jeff Martin has a vocal style similar to Jim Morrison.

by Emperor Vicious X May 5, 2005