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Marc O’Rubio

Original Irish spelling of the name of the U.S. Secretary of State.
Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.
by LaughingAloud February 18, 2025
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

Is a menace everywhere he go and he don't go for no bullshit
Marc is dangerous and is a menace but also one of the coolest person to hang around with
by Marc2Ebk April 22, 2023
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Marc

Marc is that nigga
Marc is that nigga and he gone rock out over his money
by Marc2Ebk April 22, 2023
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marC

The opposite of cram
Person 1: What is marC dude
Cram Salesman: Thats the opposite of Cram
by Retardicus Maximus II April 23, 2023
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Marc Valdez

Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.
Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!
by floydtank April 29, 2023
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Slippery marc

when you dip a midget in olive oil and slop his head in your anus, then you fart him out
-"why are you walking like that?"
-"Slippery marc bro..."
-"oh.... no worry...been there done that..."
by finky malinky May 5, 2023
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