Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Maple

A rather sweet girl. She is nice and respectful, and if she's upsetting you, she'll stop. Not much is known about her, you're just friends.

Person 1: *purposely annoying person 2*
Person 2: Please stop.
Maple: guys, I think we should stop now.

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.

"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."

by Pete O' Phile July 16, 2018

Maple

Fucking Syrup are you good

I ate Maple syrup with a cake

by Treeman10003 March 6, 2021

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025