Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Maggie

swaggiest person

maggie is too swag

by i only speak facts lol August 6, 2021

maggie

ravis hot baddie

'omg bro have you seen that girl'
'oh yeah bro its maggie, ravis hot baddie'

by yuior byoyfreind July 28, 2024

maggy/s

Short abbreviation for magnum size condoms

Ima grab some maggy/s at the store real quick

by D Jeh April 12, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is an amazing person. Somone you can talk to and trust. Really beautiful has an amazing
body. Has an amazing personality. She is good at
dancing. Also funny and fun to be around. She is
loyal to people and won't back stab you. You are
really lucky if you have a Maggie in your life
epically if you are dating her. If you have an Eva
in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER.

Maggie is lucky to have you and you are lucky to have her.

by iammag March 5, 2022

maggie emily melendez

sexiest person alive

oof maggie emily melendez is so hot

by hottie2346678997654332256 January 20, 2019

maggie

maggie the best type of girl you could ever meet or know. She is super easy to talk to and get along with. If you get under her skin to much you might find out that she is not the best fit for you. She is all around a amazing sister friend or even secret keeper. she gives off amazing feed back and can help you through many problems or struggles.

maggie is beautiful, awesome, and amazing.

by nruafJwhw ugh cakaav January 25, 2022