Magdalena Maldonado

RONNIES BOO !!!!!

Magdalena Maldonado

by unkownnnnnnnnnn February 24, 2021

The Old Macdonald

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.

Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!

by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

medong

see no skunk

like no skunk, except you said medong and hit the person on the head with your nuckles

1: close that door
2: no skunk, medong
1: softies!
2: (gives no skunk and medong)
1: i mean: open that door.

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa March 1, 2005

black madonna

Overwhelming temptress.

Exceptionally Beautiful Dancer, Stripper, Go Go.

Far beyond the normal.

Referencing Mary Magdalene, Jesus' Temptation and love.

Mary Magdalene.

==
That I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time
For one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my black Madonna
==

by Pharos December 23, 2009

madonna-whore complex

12 year old girls who aspire to be Madonna & Titney after seeing them swap saliva at the MTA VMA's, then borrow money from their rich non interested parents so they can buy whore outfits at the Gap and become the future skanks of America.

Madonna is a whore. See? Thats not so complex.

by oj the murderer September 14, 2003

Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks

David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"

by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

mary macdonald

one with big shoulders.

your looking like a mary macdonald

by yodaman793 March 6, 2010