anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

Master Chief

Short for Master Chief Petty Officer. The Master Chief Petty Officer is the ninth, and highest, enlisted rank in the U.S. Navy, just above Senior Chief Petty Officer, and is a non-commissioned officer. They are referred to as Master Chief in most circumstances.

Advancement to Master Chief Petty Officer is similar to that of Chief Petty Officer and Senior Chief Petty Officer. It carries requirements of time in service, superior evaluation scores, specialty examinations, and peer review. A Senior Chief Petty Officer can only advance if the existing master chiefs approve.

A Master Chief Petty Officer is purely administrative and is usually tied closely with the Commanding Officer, except possibly when the command is very large (e.g. an aircraft carrier). Their uniform reflects this administrative duty; becoming similar to that of an officer, albeit with different insignia than an officer.

The master chief came down here and busted those guys asses for being drunk on board ship.

by jt October 17, 2004

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

Madtarded

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.

"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"

by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

Masdar

A City Built By Abu Dhabi Withn Both Culture & Green Energy In Mind. The Worlds Biggest Experiment In Sustainability. Architectural Eye Candy. The "Coolest" Place In The Desert.

Jason: Yo, Have You Seen That Chick From Masdar?
Johnny: Nah, Why?
Jason: Oh Man Shes So Cool, Shes an Architect.

by fcgkid May 8, 2014

master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016