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Modern Warflu

The horrible virus that infected thousands of gamers on the day that Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out, causing it's hosts to stay home 'sick' and play the game in an obsessive vegitative state.
Person 1: Have you seen Tyler?
Person 2: No, he's home sick with Modern Warflu.
Person 1: Lucky stiff.
by Xarcies November 23, 2009
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Rocko's Modern Life

The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.
Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)
"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."
by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010
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World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.
by typicalasshole June 28, 2022
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modern hip-hop

Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
by joe725 August 10, 2007
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Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.
Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?
by Bronthing January 5, 2011
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pretend moderator

A person who attempts to moderate a forum even though they have never been, nor will they ever be, appointed a real moderator.
These net-nuisances are often known to use the report post to moderator button more often than the submit post button.
bluebora is a pretend moderator.
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