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Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
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molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.
Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)
by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008
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modest mouse

Modest Mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream.
Modest Mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio
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child molester

someone that has sex with little kids
kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester
by kyle depenning December 9, 2006
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modest mouse

The greatest band to ever touch this Earth.
by Fish Sandwich March 29, 2003
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Moesha

Moesha's are strong, independent women, they are women of God and are humble. They're thick and amazing lovers, they will always love their partner wholeheartedly. The are wifey material and should not be slept on. Moesha's moves past petty jealousies, are intellectually challenging ,honest and genuine, empathetic, ambitious, are consistent, puts in effort for you ,carries herself with class. Though they have these qualities you wouldn't want to mess with one of them, because they don't take disrespect lightly. Their husbands names are usually Shane, James, Andrew or Daniel (most likely Shane). But if you get lucky to be with one of them don't let them go.
Guy: "Whats a good example of a wife?"
Guy: "Moesha."
by prettylittlesecret January 23, 2018
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Modesto

A city in Northern California; aka as Motown or The Mo population estimated of 200,000+ One of the best places to live if your chill, outgoing, down & just like to kick back. Nobody will judge you as long as you keep it real & mind your own business. The area code is 209 & the city is mainly over runned by Nortenos & street gangs that you would rather avoid unless you want problems. You'll find any type of drug you want. Downtown- comes alive at night, they have brenden theatre, studio 47, hsn, bars, clubs, restaurants & hella taco trucks. Westside- (WSM) the ghetto, where most black population live, liquor stores, shootings, hobos but alot of the gangster kickbacks, the place to get that sticky green & chill if you like to drink up. Eastside- (ESM) where most of the rich whites & asians stay at. Northside- (NSM) aka the Nasty North. Has the known village to gangsters & also the descent side, has the mall, the runs, always layed back alot of house partys. Southside- (DSSM) aka Deep, where most Latino population stay at, alot of crackheads, they got the fleamarket, taco trucks & hella bomb mexican restaurants. Salida- aka The Cuts, part of Northside, nothing goes on but its a nice, quite place to live. Modesto 209
Example one- Let's hit the runs in northside, pick up some brew at westside market, swoop my boy in eastside, go grub in deep & get some bitches downtown nigga.

Example two: Omg look at all those gangsters kicking it at the park. Oh here comes a chola wearing sweats, hair up & walking fast, she's about to fight! That's how females do in the 209. Talk sh*t get hit.

Example three: Damn that guy must be from the east because he's fine as f*ck/ damn that girl has to be from northside because she hella fine.

Example four: Ay homie, you hear about the fight? That white guy got his sh*t split for dissing Modesto. That's right! Because that's how we get down in the Mo.
by TheMo209 September 4, 2012
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