miles of smiles

Bringing joy

That sweet good morning text brought miles of smiles.

by SLEEVEDnFIT November 19, 2016

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Mother I'd like to fuck aka Sky Blue

Hey there little miss momma! bllbblllbbbhh... *drools*

by lezzy April 2, 2003

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"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".

"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-

by Pissfire January 5, 2006

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Hall of Fame MILF

An epic MILF, who's ultimate MILFness will go down in history.

Dude 1 - "Demi Moore is a Hall of Fame MILF, academic nerds across the world have had to rip out some pages of history, to make room for her entry, as an important MILF of epic proportions."

Dude 2 - "No way, seriously? I am glad those history geeks have finally done something right, especially after the fuck up with The Dark Ages."

Dude 1 - "Yeah - they had to get rid of the history of Belgium to make room, but no one will notice apparently."

by Mr. S. Biscuit April 22, 2010

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