Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.

Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..

by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011

Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.

by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007

The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

by Yololicious November 27, 2013

Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.

OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...

by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009