English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

by I AM SARCASM January 3, 2021

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major lazer

1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles

He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.

Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.

I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.

by gEtiTgUUd October 20, 2009

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major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.

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"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"

by Rich September 11, 2004

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One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

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[gorge] malorge

More gorgeous than goregeous can be.

The house was gorge malorge.

by Chloe Henrick March 11, 2007

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Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.

She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.

by JediElle March 9, 2010

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I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

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