A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
Less nagging around people doing wrong and more conservatives policies (Maggie Thatcher).
An alternative to go woke go broke.
An alternative to go woke go broke.
by anon.gcfgv755r February 07, 2022
by Choobone69 March 26, 2018
She’s so sweet and kind and she’s also so beautiful. She has such a great kindness and she’s nice to everyone. It doesn’t matter who her friends are, she always has nice things to say, never mean. She’s a good basketball player and she’s also a good person. Shes a blessing, and talking to her makes you feel better if you’re sad. The world needs more people like maggie
by ccanonymous January 26, 2025
She is a girl who is hard to get and doesn’t fall in love easily that anyone who has her is lucky to have. Shy girl at first but once you get to know her she’s a smart, beautiful, unique strong independent girl who is fun, loving ,and caring to others. She is always laughing and smiling around everybody, that smile when she’s having a good day is always like a magnet making you smile as well.
Maggie is so beautiful
by Drk-Aqua September 26, 2021
Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
Person #2: Run.
by 200 infants December 14, 2024