Hot Lube

When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube

Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move

by Rolly Rolly with some gum June 09, 2018

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021

Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.

" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"

by Cyclerider March 26, 2010

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom January 13, 2016

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom January 15, 2016

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024