Save The Load

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.

Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"

by Elemental Penis June 2, 2015

SWEET LOAD

When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.

I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!

by candygirl64801 July 6, 2010

Turbo load

During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.

Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.

I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.

by skootrscs January 21, 2011

shoot a load

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.

Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.

by Arieh August 11, 2006

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

by MD65 August 25, 2006