Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

the shyest person i've ever known, but lights up a room with his smile. he's so talented and he doesn't even know it.

hi lance

hmu if you see this after Oliver sent u a screenshot

by urfavceci October 18, 2023

Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Lance

The realest clown around.

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 30, 2020

Lance

The realest clown around

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 30, 2020

lance

lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.

girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"

by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020

Lance

A man with a huge cock

"Damn, Look at what lance is fucking packing Amirite"

by LanceWorship January 11, 2021