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Sylvan Lake

If you own a truck you can fuck any girl you want. You are god
"wow that guy from Sylvan lake has a truck". "Let's all ride his dick!"
by Local Trash February 28, 2017
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The Lake Of Aberforth

A Mythical Place That Will Bring All Desired To Any Person
I Hope We Can Go To The Lake Of Aberforth When We Die On Wadouge Grave
by The Visionary Of Aberfourth February 20, 2022
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Emerson, Lake & Palmer

An extremely talented band,

Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.

Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.

Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.

The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.

They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.
prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.

ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.

prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.

ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.
by joe725 May 2, 2007
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Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away
Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night
by E-waynesky June 1, 2015
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Swan Lake

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.
Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.
by Fuckemily69 August 23, 2018
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Lakeriah

A skinny,caramel,sexy and, sassy girl that knows how to handle her business. She got them hands and all the boys want her, that particular girl that distracts all the boys with her dark brown eyes.
Oml there go Lakeriah, yall better watch out I heard she mean as hell.
by Arizoni July 20, 2018
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Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.
Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference
by praise pluto August 30, 2022
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