lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

Lairy

Brighton slang for cheeky, particularily in the case of younger people 'giving lair' to older people. Lairing someone up is like winding them up, maliciously.

Little kids are so lairy these days

by Ed Carter August 25, 2003

LAIDZ

What one gets when they score and brag about it on the internet.

Tom: yo dude, i got laidz
Billy: awww lucky i wish i got laidz 2
Tom: lol u ain't hot lyke me dat's y!!1111

by ACityAftrUs September 22, 2009

Annihilation Lair

Defined as the stage between levels seven and eight in Dante's Inferno. This stage is reserved soley for commies and hippies.

"Dude, we should go to the Annihilation lair and kill some commies"

by Andrew Karess August 17, 2006

Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

lairy

getting cheeky /rude to someone, especially if that person has a higher social status than you.

girl 1: give me my fucking pencil back now
girl 2: er who are you speaking to don't get lairy you ginger cunt

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

and then I got laid

An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.

Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.

by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010