Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Louisiana Lug Nut

When you nut on a girls bellybutton and plug it with the tip of your weiner

Did yall hear she got a Louisiana Lug Nut last night?

by Tbar3 March 26, 2019

Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.

Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!

by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015

Louisiana cock sex

Sex in the Louisiana swamps.

Guy 1: Dude they were having Louisiana cock sex!
Guy 2: Damn, hope they watched out for the Rougarou

by cracklord69 November 7, 2020

louisiana body peircing

peircin crawfish claw to yo nipples

man cajun boy you nipples are red

by gofightingtigers!! March 28, 2005

louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

by Daanile December 9, 2006

Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.

Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.

by Csmasher June 13, 2011