London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.

"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."

by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022

london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare

"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"

by Aronnax October 15, 2018

london gentleman

When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .

by Ben waah June 8, 2018

Oli london

The lookalike of smiling titan, they are islamophobic, married and divorced to cardboard jimin, claims that they are Rosé London and that they changed their name to that.

Oli London will NEVER look like Jimin

by abg4ever July 13, 2022

Violet London

When a girl with purple hair has a cock inside her ass and mouth stretching out her body like the London bridge and 2 gay guys hold hands for support to complete the bridge while pumping her in unison.

When they shoot their load inside her the violet London bridge collapses.

Dude hold my hand so we can pump harder and this violet London won’t fall down

by Dookyone August 9, 2021

London Fog

When your partner has an ice cube in their mouth and breaths cold air on you before performing cunnilingois

Before he went down on me he gave me a cool sensation when he did a London Fog on me.

by Femmeword January 26, 2020

London The Country

Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.

“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”

And London The Country was born!

by DeltaHerron September 14, 2020