Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

magic lobby

A lobby in an online multiplayer game (specifically Call of Duty or Halo) where everyone in it is either a new player, or they just suck, except you. Thus, you use them to your advantage and whup there ass. Started by the commentator Blametruth.

Friend 1: Yo man, last night we were pwnin' noobs in this magic lobby in CoD.

Friend 2: Really? Most lobbies nowadays are just filled with tryhards.

by killafreedom February 19, 2011

hobby lobby sloppy toppy

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023

vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

lobbyist

A corporate fatcat who is sent to Washington to manipulate politicians with money benefiting their industry

a lobbyist is the single-most disgusting vermin in the US next to the politicians.

by [e-mail] August 15, 2007

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

lobe

to love someone or something....mainly someone

*lobes muchness*
i lobe you lots

by jENi January 16, 2005