Party Knocking

When you have had too much to drink and you bang on the wrong person's door.

A spin-off of "Party Knocking" made famous by LMFAO..."Sorry for Party Rocking"

"Hey guy in apartment #3, sorry for party knocking last night. I had a lot to drink and thought you were someone else's apartment!"

"Sorry for party knocking"

by NYRobbies August 29, 2012

Knock daddys

Big ass mother fucking titties!!

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"

by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009

Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

knocking boxes

An act in which two or more women particpate in sexual intercourse in the scissor position.

"Dude last night in the shower those girls were totally knocking boxes."

by veevrede October 6, 2008

Bee-Knocks

What you look through with one hand to peep at your "smoking hot" neighbor while you jack off with the other.

Regular Joe: So what were you up to last night?

Jeepers Creeper: I was using my Bee-knocks!

by pikx45 July 6, 2010

Bink-Knock

Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.

1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".

2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".

3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".

4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".

by J Orchid February 20, 2011