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Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe
Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.
by goblin_king June 12, 2017
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king of north

King of North is delusional term used by fans of Akshay Kumar, to praise him..which instead turns a mockery and insults him.

It is as stupid as calling him Guruji.
King of North who..Akshay Kumar?? LOL
by Wickedmind May 11, 2019
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king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.
"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"
by jswiss October 3, 2009
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King Diamond

Poser: WTF is that freddy kruger looking shit on your shirt?
Me: That's King FUCKING Diamond you dumbfuck.
by WickedMystic February 24, 2010
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King Lad

Leader of a group of cretins who usually frequent low brow nighclubs and pull easy girls who are not so easy on the eye (referred to as "fodder"). Their rogue type exterior will endear them to the outside world but do not be fooled.
King Lad sleazing on the "cheese" dancefloor in Cav.
by ChiefChad January 5, 2010
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Lion kinging

Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.
Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.

Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*

Girl 2: I deserved that
by claire2520 March 11, 2010
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King of Town

The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.
by CaPN April 8, 2003
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