Kelly

If it is a chick? Its just a name. (see first example) BUT...
If it's a guy? He is F'n hardcore. A "Kelly" will drink your drink, smoke your smoke, eat your philly cheese steak and say, "you got any ranch?" with a smile.

If you have a problem with a "Kelly", you won't realize it till he's gone and you were owned. (see second example)

1. Dude, look at all the Kellys here! I will get some leg tonight fo' sho'!

2. Last night, this Kelly was talkin to my girl. Woke up the next day he's driving my mustang and my bookie sayz I owe him $4600.

by Theboognish February 3, 2010

R Kelly dat hoe

When u be fucking a girl, n she tryna front, n u get mad, then u fucking piss all over her fucking face

Foad R Kelly dat hoe yesterday while he was fucking her n she dint wanna give head

by KKKKKhhhhharrrr November 20, 2007

r.kelly

r&b singer

''*cries* R.kelly stole my girlfriend!''-Lil'JJ 13yrs.old

by Nathalie December 2, 2003

R.Kelly

Perverted ole losers fishin' for fresh young girls.

Yo that ho is barrrrrrely legal...and this mofo is like thirtyfo. Mann ... R. Kellys are everywhere.

by bongssuck February 5, 2004

Kelly Clancy

The coolest mother fucker to walk the face of the earth that has the motto of beatin cheeks, smokin herbal and makin money. also is extremely powerful, god does not have shit on him.

How do i become cooler dude?

Chill with kelly Clancy!!!!!!

by Bonafidehustla January 21, 2011

ned kelly

another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army

cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok

by bvvvvt January 3, 2012

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009