Kentucky Thumb

A sex position in which a thumb is deeply inserted into a vagina.

My dick wasn't big enough, so I gave her a Kentucky Thumb.

by Balooga420 May 20, 2021

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Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!

by westtd October 3, 2022

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Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

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kentucky plug

When your fucking your girl bent over a folding table on the range, while having a thumb in her brown eye and having .50 cal balanced on her head, you fire the .50 as you ejaculate and when you explode the rifle also explodes... in your face almost killing you and your partner in the process

DONUT "Did you hear about Kentucky ballistics?

MATT "No what happened?"
DONUT " A .50 exploded in his face!"
AK GUY " Was he trying to do the Kentucky plug ?"
DONUT "No"
MATT " Cool story bro "

by Fitzy4444 May 20, 2021

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Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

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