keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keemstar

The man who "always tells the truth". Need proof? He said "he always tells the truth". He's also "fast as fuck boiii", and says "what are those" to prosthetic feet.

He's also a fucking retarded garden gnome whose owner smashed with a fucking shovel a couple of times. That's why he's absolutely fucked in life. He's currently going through a midlife crisis by "debunking all this shit" and telling his fans that "he only tells the truth."

Basically he's a fucking idiot and I honestly hope LeafyIsHere sues him. Jesus fucking christ.

Let's make his catch phrase:

ROIIIIIGHT INTO THE NOOOOOOOSE.

My friend pulled a Keemstar today by lying to everyone but then telling everyone he was telling the truth.

by LeafyWasThere August 30, 2016

keep one's cool

to remain calm and in control

Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.

by Light Joker March 24, 2005

keepin' it classy

the act of showing class; being well behaved.
usually a term associated with parties and consuming alcohol/drugs. Teenagers often lack this ability.
These are things a person can do when "keepin' it classy"
1. Wear appropriate clothing
2. Not stumble around like a fool after consuming alcohol
3. Not hook up with random people because one consumed too much alcohol
4. not drink to the point where you

a)throw up

b)pass out

c)die (or a little less intense, get your stomach pumped)

Party Goer: Hey, do you see that girl over there hooking up with that guy?

Party Goer's friend: Yeah, what about her?

Party Goer: That's the fifth guy she's hooked up with tonight!

Party Goer's friend: Jeeze, whatever happened to keepin' it classy?

by ronald x man January 12, 2012

keep it 100

to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.

I gotta stay focused and keep it 100 these last few weeks of highschool so i can get into college. And that's real talk!

You don't have to like my decision. I'm gonna keep it 100 and do what I feel is right.

by HightowerBrownSkinStar February 17, 2005

The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

keep it pimpin

A means of saying good bye, similar to holla back, and 1.
A means of saying a compliment or keep doin wat you do.
Created in philly, an originated by rapper santana crooze

Keep it Pimpin-

by young crooze November 19, 2003