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Karma Crafting

When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.
I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.

It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier
by PH3NF1X February 1, 2017
mugGet the Karma Craftingmug.

karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
by Cassandra silenced October 10, 2009
mugGet the karma punkedmug.

Voting Karma

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.
Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
mugGet the Voting Karmamug.

voodoo karma

More evil than the evil

See also Judges old testament
Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation

Teaching others how to do it

That's voodoo karma in motion
by Tonythetiler October 28, 2021
mugGet the voodoo karmamug.

karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.
" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"
by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009
mugGet the karma-bitchslapmug.

karmas a bitch

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
by monkeyhblack July 1, 2011
mugGet the karmas a bitchmug.

credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?
Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."
by Poop03 December 29, 2016
mugGet the credit karmamug.

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