Ketchup

Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable

Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 25, 2015

Ketchup Bottle

While receiving a blowjob, the man slaps the top of the head of his partner like a ketchup bottle.

Ryan gave his girlfriend the ketchup bottle while receiving oral pleasure.

by The great landscape November 19, 2019

Hot Fudge CornDog with Ketchup

You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.

dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night

by funnyzach December 10, 2011

Dirty Ketchup

A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.

Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.

by Some guy in the US January 3, 2022

ketchup

Tomato Jam

Yo if tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a jam!

by dreamygreentea September 4, 2020