Kentucky Plug

A sexual position where you SLAP your partner.... and put a thumb in it.

I'd like to Kentucky Plug you but Brandon doesn't have bail money.

by Fiddygopew May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

To surprise someobe by inserting ones thumb into his/her ass. Can also be inserted into a vagina. (In memory of Scott's accident).

She was surprised by the Kentucky Plug.

by Stanley'sDildo May 20, 2021

Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

kentucky plug

When your fucking your girl bent over a folding table on the range, while having a thumb in her brown eye and having .50 cal balanced on her head, you fire the .50 as you ejaculate and when you explode the rifle also explodes... in your face almost killing you and your partner in the process

DONUT "Did you hear about Kentucky ballistics?

MATT "No what happened?"
DONUT " A .50 exploded in his face!"
AK GUY " Was he trying to do the Kentucky plug ?"
DONUT "No"
MATT " Cool story bro "

by Fitzy4444 May 20, 2021

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

kentucky tie

The act of wrapping your neckerchief around your balls, creating a tourniquet, to squeeze the last drops of jizz onto your partner.

Guy: OOHHHH!! I''m about to blast off!!
Girl: Shoot it all over my face!
Guy: ARGH GA HA UH OH!! That was great!
Girl: I know you've got more in there. Hand me that necktie and I'll fashion a Kentucky Tie so I can squeeze out every last drop.
Guy: I love you.

by ThinsilentNine December 15, 2016

Kentucky thumb

To shove thy thumb into bleeding hole to stop bleeding

My gun exploded so I had to Kentucky thumb my neck

by Daddy332769 May 20, 2021