A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
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by lovie:) June 12, 2018
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by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
Get the Mad Kaiser mug.Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas Kaiser mug.i) an anime that is widely watched by the new-gen audience of today
ii) the Japanese for "sorcery fight"
iii) jujutsu kaisen
ii) the Japanese for "sorcery fight"
iii) jujutsu kaisen
i) P1: Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen?
P2: Yeah dude, it's dope.
ii) English speaker: Yo dude, look at that cool sorcery fight on the TV!
Japanese speaker: Jujutsu kaisen?
iii) P1: This was truly our Jujutsu Kaisen
P2: You are my Jujutsu Kaisen
*they proceed to Jujutsu Kaisen until Jujutsu Kaisen is Jujutsu Kaisen'd*
P2: Yeah dude, it's dope.
ii) English speaker: Yo dude, look at that cool sorcery fight on the TV!
Japanese speaker: Jujutsu kaisen?
iii) P1: This was truly our Jujutsu Kaisen
P2: You are my Jujutsu Kaisen
*they proceed to Jujutsu Kaisen until Jujutsu Kaisen is Jujutsu Kaisen'd*
by skibidirizzohiosigma🤑 September 6, 2024
Get the Jujutsu Kaisen mug.Whenever the mangaka Gege Akutami stops making new issues of Jujitsu Kaisen, the fandom starts making "edits" of manga panels so bad they'll give you a stroke trying to read them.
Person 1: "After stand proud opened up his domain, he said: 'Are you you're strong because you're Im you? Or are you to the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity because with this treasure I summon?' The finger responded:
'Nah, I'd win.'"
Person 2: "Lobotomy Kaisen is at 120% of it's potential"
'Nah, I'd win.'"
Person 2: "Lobotomy Kaisen is at 120% of it's potential"
by hazeldeeznutts December 22, 2023
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