Jumper

This is the best person you’ll ever meet. There’s only one person on this earth who calls himself Jumper. He is a god and wants everyone to know it. He is incredibly handsome and brave

“Is that the real Jumper?”

“Jesus christ it’s the real Jumper, i wish I was as cool as him.”

by Jumperrawr March 6, 2021

Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.

MineCraft Mod

#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum

#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true

#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod

by LaLechuga November 14, 2019

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 5, 2024

Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior

After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.

by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022