Jonathan is a real nigga dat don't play games when it come 2 his girl if u fucc her he will SH00T YO A$$ UP N0 CAP He Is thirsty as a MF and will always go 4 dat a$$ , is funny, great kisser, ain't n0 virgin ,THE G.O.A. T at 2k a sneaker head, hypebeast owns alot of money will flex his money when he has the chance and gets heart broken easily 💔 Ain't n0 snitch, doesn't get everything he deserves, The plug, Runs away from the opps if a othe nigga snitches or get in trouble. 👮🏻 Plus do N0T FUCC HIS GURL or dis nigga will shoot yo a$$ up, gets all the hoes and th0ts ,will always get in trouble and rule breaker AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his dick is ENORMOUS.
Person 1: damn is dat Jonathan
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT
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