geo joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs.

"Here comes the tickle monster!; Poopy-butt fart!" "Yo bro that is such a geo joke."

by fireant812 July 20, 2023

non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.

Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!

by karsick August 15, 2018

Ain't no joke

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

by As it was written August 23, 2020

yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022

Joker Laugh

The laugh The Joker, from the Dark Knight laughs.

In a way it turns you on and you can't help but listen to it over and over and OVER.

The "hee hee ha ha HA HA HA" You find so amazing that when you hear this laugh it sends chills down your spine.

I heard the Joker laugh and had a jokergasm. (see jokergasm)

by Emi-Panda huhu October 5, 2009

joke ting

When your in a bad situation something would be referred to as a joke ting

"bruv, weve been waiting in this queue for 40 minutes now"

"I know , its a joke ting"

by foreverl0st January 15, 2018