The Oli Jew

The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...

Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard

by Jewalerter May 3, 2015

flaming jew

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink

Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!

by ADCGNCOIC October 6, 2020

déjà Jew

That feeling that you've think you've seen that Jewish Guy before . . .

After a talk with my bank teller I had a moment of déjà Jew, I had a feeling I've seen him before.

by Gorp-og May 15, 2016

Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.

Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!

by rack city bitch May 2, 2016

Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts

We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon

by Slickyricky March 28, 2017

lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 6, 2014

jason the jew

He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.

Hey Jason the Jew

by Yamuthaiskindahottho April 9, 2021