Ivan

Bro why does ivan look like a rata

like everytime i see him i think of a rata

Ivan was a rat in his past life.

by joshhuchersonfan101 December 15, 2023

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u

Omg, why is it so big ivan??

by Yomum969 August 15, 2023

Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

Ivan

Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf

“I think ivan is the one” “remember how he treated you he ain’t shit!”

by CamilaM July 27, 2022