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Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023
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Israel

Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.

Also a very beautiful country.
Israel is true home of Jewish people.

Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.
by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023
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israel

uhm. huh? ion think dat exists lol
a moment of silence for israel.
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wwow,
by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023
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Israeled

When someone comes to share something you own with you and then steals it by force and law and tells the world that you are the one who wants to steal it
A person asked me to let him drink water from my bottle, and after a few minutes he asked me not to drink from it so that it would last him the whole day!I've been israeled!
by Pojhd November 25, 2023
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Israelocide

To kill large numbers of children or baby’s
RSV really went full Israelocide this year
by God252 November 27, 2023
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Israel

Don't use "free Palestine" as an excuse to be antisemetic
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home
by G did heidheisjbeisj November 28, 2023
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Israel

An apartheid-nonexistent state that stole the land of Palestine by force in 1948. Israel is not a state, it is simply a term used by zionists to use a group of Jews and their emotions for their (Zionists') personal gains, perhaps the 500 billion dollar gas in Gaza (gas-a).
Israel is not real. Israel dehumanizes innocent children and white people in the USA. Israel thinks that all of humanity is to serve the zionists only.
by urbangurl4life November 29, 2023
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