Girl 1: "That guy over there is so hot I want to jump on him."
Girl 2: "I know, right? Such an Isaac Hanson."
Girl 2: "I know, right? Such an Isaac Hanson."
by Erica October 24, 2004

by The cool guy 21 January 5, 2021

Hey! Have you heard of Isaac Butterfield? He is such a family friendly, politically correct comedian! Make sure you subscribe to him for more great Politically correct videos!
by CyclistSteve69 July 22, 2019

A huge, huge hypocrite. Of course, he's a scientologist. As Matt and Trey put it: "When we were making fun of other religions, he kept cashing in the checks, but when we made fun of his religion, he said he didn't approve of insulting people's religion" or something along those lines.
by Adrian June 24, 2006

An innovative monetization scheme (think skinner box) where you create a digital trading platform to sell digital currency to people in such a way that the person who creates the box, will never lose money. Buy-in fees, buy-out fees, and transactional fees. The only way a user can avoid losing money, is from a third party buying-in.
(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.
A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.
(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.
A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.
"Dude remember Earth2? Technically not a scam, but lets be honest, it is one, as it even runs on the Isaac Box monetization scheme." -Josh Strife Hayes
by DontBeeScamm'd June 18, 2021

An ignorant 16 year old who hangs out with the ugliest highschool girl in the world and has a large cock. Also never gets online when people tell him to unless if it’s his girlfriend.
by sauceboiii June 13, 2022

Valeria is a shy girl but cares about Isaac a lot Isaac is charismatic and loves her to death they care about each other deeply and don’t let anything get in their way they like to cuddle and always be together
by Xxxlovers May 16, 2018
