instannoying

someone who bombards instagram and other social media with pictures of things they want you to buy from their home sales program.

Roman is so instannoying that he thinks we care about the newest apple dip from Pampered Chef on sale for 89.99!

by 1Martini January 4, 2017

Instangry

It is a moment that makes you instantly livid, blood boiling, out of your mind mad making you rage

When I think about that bitch home wrecker that has the audacity to text me like we were friends I get Instangry and want to throat punch her.

by Clvgrl78 July 2, 2016

Instatracted

Finally succumbing to creating an Instagram account 7 years later, since it's launch in 2010, after much prodding from a soul-sista, and therefore becoming completely and utterly distracted by the plethora of awesome posts, to the detriment of important deadlines and responsibilities (i.e. school, work, offspring, spouse, pets, plants and etcetera).

I am officially Instatracted--and have no regrets (yet)!

by Tacenda444 August 11, 2017

Instastache

1. (Noun) A mustache created by the brand Insta

Person a: guess what I got!
Person b: what?
Person a: an instastache!

by Olivia Allcroft June 2, 2018

instatone

It's when you play an instrument, and the tone quality is instantly amazing, no effort required.

Person: whenever you play the euphonium it's just instatone for you

Me: No

by TrappedOppai(• )( •) October 12, 2018

Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.

If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.

by PrettySure August 5, 2019

instastainable

A lolly pop with flavor

my lolly pop is instastainable.

by Martiney August 4, 2020