Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

infecation

When shit is reabsorbed into the body through the anus or other oriface. The opposite of defecation.

Tony did an infecation into his ear and ended up with an infection.

by screech1616 October 21, 2010

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011

Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Picture Inception

That time when you can't get your phone and the picture you are trying to view to coordinate making it impossible to fully view the photograph without turning your head and looking ridiculous.

"see that guy over there, he's going through picture inception... he keeps turning his phone and his head in opposite directions to try to get the image in the proper format."

by mcslim2323 September 5, 2013