Insta-eating

1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends

2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century

My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.

by writing karma March 17, 2015

Insta-dumb

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.

Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."

by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015

Insta-boo

When your one night stand turns into your Boo by the next day & now you're inseparable!

Man, i just met her & I got hooked! That girl is insta-boo!

by Coco bean July 23, 2015

inejaculatoribility

No matter how much you just want to spunk, jizz, ejaculate, you just can't connect your mind with your cock/ dick/ penis to spurt the seeds

Mainly due to the inejaculatoribility 😷

by Ben stile September 1, 2015

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky January 5, 2016

Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016