sex minute

A very short minute. Slightly longer than the New York minute. Time does fly when you are having fun.
Just give me a sex minute.

I hope I can last longer than just a few sex minutes.

Wow, those certainly were 10 sex minutes.
by thebigdaddy July 06, 2010
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clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
by Jorisim October 18, 2015
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Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”
by ActionManly June 22, 2021
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first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter
A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”
by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022
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P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.
I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.
by Wmbarnes01 September 24, 2015
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pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.
S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?
by brakeman March 18, 2007
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Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 27, 2019
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