when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
Get the early dump noticemug. Early dinner a term used by people when they want to hang out in the weekdays. It is late enough to allow for wrapping up one's work but early enough so that one could have a nice chat.
by _bravosix March 24, 2022
Get the early dinnermug. A date at the beginning of June is usually between the 1st and 10th. However, if you are Tyler Joseph, 'early June' can mean absolutely anything
by weddster June 18, 2024
Get the Early Junemug. Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
Get the I will sleep early todaymug. When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.
Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy
by Party Barbie October 16, 2025
Get the Early birdingmug. <.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.mug. Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
Get the Earlymug.