Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW

BALLS IN YO JAWWW

“hey lmao CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW???”

by i_stan_erik_danielsson69420 June 15, 2021

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 6, 2005

Can I get some bottle of w0ta

A popular phrase said by RM or Namjoon, the leader of the popular band BTS.

Hello, can I get some bottle of w0ta?

by Yuki :) January 19, 2021