Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday

Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

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slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

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Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

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