New Horizons

When playing Ark survival too much gives you a boner and it becomes a fetish you need.
You have to play ark while fucking your partner to stay hard looking away results in limp dick

Let's play new horizons babe

I wanna rex offend u

by Newho May 29, 2021

Horizontical

In the lying position

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap

by & Everythin September 5, 2007

horizontal refreshment

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!

Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.

by andrea the giant October 27, 2017

bring me the horizon

A band so good that people talk an awful amount of shit about them just because they don't sound like ''the rolling stones'' or ''slayer'' or any other overrated P.O.S. Bands that these haters listen to...

Fag-''Bring me the horizon sucks''
BMTH Fan-''Go fuck a dog while you listen to your Rolling Stones, Slayer, old person shit!''

by xXMetalcoreFanXx July 23, 2011

Horizontal Tweet

Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.

@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.

This is a horizontal tweet.

by richandcreamy May 13, 2009

Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 19, 2016

stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis

Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

by mrsmartycustomer September 4, 2011