Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.

“You got absolutely wasted last night”
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”

by fartbumstinkypoo August 09, 2021

Honk out the back

When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.

Damn, she gave me attitude for no reason. That B really honk out the back.

by BeahBeah May 10, 2024

Honk honk cabbage

Racist term for a white or half white itallian.

Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!

by Billclinton September 22, 2021

honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time

Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!

by Vanilla jam December 29, 2023

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024