homo textual

a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like OMG, LOL, WTF in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.

it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.

I cant text nick for too long because he is so homo textual its sad

by noelle miller January 24, 2009

Homo Sapien

Ah, yes. The homo sapien. A species nobody really understands. They have no certain location, for they spread out all around planet Earth. The are not furry, but have hair on certain parts of their body. Some have light skin and others have darker skin. Their hair can be different colors too. No two Homo sapiens look the same; unless they are a genetic mutation. They think they are smart. They have some tatcis, perform weird rituals, and are fasinated with themselves. Some are lonely, but most Homo sapiens form groups. When they become older they separate from they’re original group known as a family, and create their own family. Another form of group is a group called a “friend.” Most hate the homosapien species because of their destructive tendencies. They create things that pollute their planet and they are a huge predator to most animals. We are working on a way to get this ugly kind out of Earth.

A Homo Sapien is dangerous

by This Chihuahua Hero May 9, 2018

no homo howell

When Daniel Howell refuses to admit he's gay.

Person 1: Hey do u know Dan Howell?
Person 2: Yeah. He says he's "No Homo Howell" but we all know that's not true.

by Heythereasshole July 10, 2017

Homoat

A moat or barrier, albeit real or metaphorical, constructed to protect oneself from advancing same sex suitors, or friends that are being gay.

Bro 1:Dude... what was up with that one guy in there?

Bro 2: I know man, I had to put up a homoat just to get him away from me.

by The Daley Lama November 5, 2009

HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

by g5hoe May 21, 2010

homo-bidirectional

A term derived from the prefix "homo" referring to modern humans and "bidirectional" meaning to move in both directions. A fancy word for bisexual.

Homo-bidirectional people should...

by YoungGunBuilder December 3, 2010

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013